1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"heard the scream again.  Immense, unseen claws frantically rasped"

2. Stretch your right arm out as far as you can.

Ow.  Hello, Wall...  Make Me A Sammich!

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

I Don't Watch T.V.  It Makes Me Feel Dumber (Than Usual)

4.Without looking, guess what time it is

12:53

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

1:51 Guess I Forgot To Readjust My Mental Clock For Daylight Savings! XD

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My Dog Barking In Her Sleep (AKA Squeaking) Lol, She's Running Too.  CATCH THAT SQUIRREL!  RUN RUN RUN!!!!

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Uh.... Last Night, I Think... What Was I Doing?  I Don't Remember... Probably Saw Something Shiny Out There!  XD

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The Floor... It's A Very Interesting Color, Ya Know...

9.What are you wearing?

Nothing.  I AM IN MY NUDEY PANTS!!! :3

Lolz, Just Kidding!  I'm Fully Clothed, Really.  

10.Did you dream last night?

Yes.  I Dreamt I Was Sleeping.  Thrilling, No?

11. When did you last laugh?

About 5 Seconds Ago.  I Was Pretending To Be A Pirate.  HARR HARR HARR!!!

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

YES VOLDEMORT IS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AND HE'S WEARING A PURPLE THONG!!!!!!!!!  

14. What do you think of this quiz?

I'm Not Done Yet!  Yeesh, Be Patient!

15. What is the last film you saw?

Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.  I <3 Emo Robots!  XD

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

T3H MOUNTAIN DEW FACTORY!!!  *Twitches*

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

Who The Heck ARE You?!  AND HOW DID YOU FIND ME?!  "O_O"

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Hmm... That's A Hard One...

19. Do you like to dance?

Lol, Who Doesn't?

20.George Bush:

Isn't He The President Or Sumtink?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Missy

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Mistery

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Huh?

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"Go On In!  And Have A Cookie!"

25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:

I Don't Know!  LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *Cry*